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Thu Jul 31, 08 06:23 AM | Category: All

WHEN I'M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE, LET ME!!

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.

Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, 'Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?'

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew...... 

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'Bastards won't let me fart.'


Mon Jul 21, 08 01:50 AM | Category: All
> >
>> > WHAT LOVE MEANS TO CHILDREN AGE 4 TO 8
>> > YEARS OLD
>> >
>> > Slow down for two minutes to read this.
>> > It is so worth it. Touching words out of the mouths of
>> babes. A group
>> > of professional people posed this question to a group
>> of 4
>> to 8
>> > year-olds, 'What does 'love' mean?'
>> >
>> > The answers they got were broader and
>> > deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you
>> think:
>> >
>> > 'When my grandmother got arthritis, she
>> > couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.
>> >
>> > So my grandfather does it for her all
>> > the time, even when his hands got arthritis too.
>> That's
>> love.'
>> > Rebecca- age 8
>> >
>> > ______________________________
>>
>> > 'When someone loves you, the way they
>> > say your name is different.
>> > You just know that your name is safe in
>> > their mouth.'
>> > Billy - age 4
>> >
>> > ______________________________
>>
>> > 'Love is when a girl puts on perfume and
>> > a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and
>> smell
>> each other.'
>> > Karl - age 5
>> >
>> > _______________________________
>>
>> > 'Love is when you go out to eat and give
>> > somebody most of your French fries without making them
>> give you any of
>> > theirs.'
>> > Chrissy - age 6
>> >
>> > ________________________________
>>
>> > 'Love is what makes you smile when
>> > you're tired.'
>> > Terri - age 4
>> >
>> > ________________________________
>>
>> > 'Love is when my Mummy makes......
Thu Feb 28, 08 05:46 AM | Category: All

     CUSTOME STYLE(beta 4.0)

credit to omega for an old post resubmitted after he removed his  and additions added to

a) finding option (right upper corner of blog)

b)custom HEAD

options:  chose color 4 u’re title (my title : DANGEROUS DAVEs blog chose color 4 u’re intro  i do not have a active  intro chose a background Head ( u can chose 1 of  the those u find there or use a URL 2 insert u’re   own chose if  Head background will repeat (if it’s a small img.) & also where 2 place it (if it’s a small img)

 c) Navigation options (mostly blog background options, 4 when some1 reads 1 of u’re  posts chose if u’re blog background will have a color,or will be transparent or  if   u will insert a URL with u’re own image  chose if background will repeat or position in case it’s smalle image then  background itself  chose u’re links colors (make sure u chose a diffrent color 4 link than    normal text if u do not want 2 confuse links with text)

d) Page options:  chose background 4 u’re blog’s main page  u can use  a transparent blog or insert a image of u’re own using a   URL chose the text color 4 u’re posts   chose link color 4 post & modules  shoes color 4 u’re post titles  not really sure what this option can do

 e) Module options  chose color 4 module border and type  chose color 4 module text title   chose color 4 module head background or insert a  URL     chose a color 4 module body background or insert a   URL

f) chose a counter style or just leave it the old fashion way (warning: if u chose a counter u will not be able 2 see nr of visits only no. of views)

 g) finally save  

ß) create......