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The Service (warning : joke can only be understood by church goers)

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.

It......

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A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers......

  Needed help,

Hmm...i was supposed to graduate next year. But i failed 2 course and i have to repeat it. I wanted to take the course this semester but my academic supervisor would not let me do so. He told me that the allowed credit hours is 21. But if i took that course my credit hour is 23. If i dont take this course in this semester, the same course would not be offered in semester 2, so i have to extend my study from 4 years to 5 years. That is so sucks. What should i do????????

I'm terribly depressed!!!!!

 Hi everybody,

I have been busy lately and the moment i checked my blog,i realised that i have......

Consider this: Hunger and poverty claim 25,000 lives a day. More than 850 million people do not have enough to eat and every five seconds a child dies from hunger.

More than 180,000 people have died......

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The post office received a letter addressed "To God." Not knowing where to deliver it, they forwarded it to one of the nearby churches.

The pastor read it at the next charity committee......

I decided to write something about myself and show some picture of me. Just in case anybody wants to know about me.

My name is Eliza.

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Without going into too much detail, let me just say that these tips are tested and proven. Create incredible intimacy, passion and pleasure.

1. Affirm that you are in a committed relationship.......

 I was invited by kuklee(kuki) to play the "game relay" game by bitcommet developement team(to see the rules go to their blog).

I CHOSE GAME B N I'M INVITING Com555,arkireka,AKA,el......