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Sat Mar 8, 08 07:40 PM | Category: Ghost
This is one of my favourite ghost stories from a very famous writer. check it out if u have time. i know it is a long story but believe me, it worth the reading.
The Premature Burial
by Edgar Allen Poe......
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Thu Mar 6, 08 08:36 PM | Category: funny

Do you ever ask yourself why did I get out of bed today? Is this all there is to life? And where the hack I left my car keys?

Don't despair; it's not too late to turn your life around! Well, unless......

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Thu Mar 6, 08 08:29 PM | Category: funny

It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted......

Thu Mar 6, 08 08:22 PM | Category: funny

Little Johnny wakes up several nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parent's room.

Finally, one morning he says to his mom, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making......

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Tue Mar 4, 08 02:43 AM | Category: info

Here are some tips to detect lies:

1. physical expression will be limited and stiff, with few arm and hand movements.

2. hand, arm and leg movements are towards their body. a lier's nature is......

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Tue Mar 4, 08 02:08 AM | Category: funny
Four pals are having tea one evening. One came late so the other three decided to have a little chat first. "My son Jack.." says one," has made quite a name in the home-building industry.......
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Tue Mar 4, 08 01:42 AM | Category: funny

Dispatcher : 911.What is the nature of you emergency?

Man : My wife is pregnant and her contractions are just two minutes apart

Dispatcher : Is this her first child?

Man : Uhh..? No you idiot!......

Sun Mar 2, 08 07:36 AM | Category: All

1. your talent is God's Gift to you. what you do with it is your gift back to God.

  (Leo Buscaglia)

2. all men who have achieved great things have been a great dreamers.

  (Orison......

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Sun Mar 2, 08 07:15 AM | Category: info

strange facts...but true,

 

1. should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same plane as a precaution.

2.there are no clocks in las vegas gambling casinos.......

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Sat Mar 1, 08 07:54 PM | Category: info

i got a problem, i have been taking asthma medicine for years because the stupid doctor taught i can't breath properly because i have asthma...donkey doc! i went to see a specialist the other day and he......

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