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Then the second tree said, "Someday I will be a mighty ship. I will take kings and queens across the waters and sail to the corners of the world. Everyone will feel safe in me because......

In English we don't have male or famale gender as in other languages, but it is interesting to try to classify some things depending of their properties:

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.

KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

SHOE - male, because......

I like tea very much. I drink coffe too, but when I want to relax and enjoy the peace and harmony, I have a cup of green jasmine tea, my favorite one. 

I think magic of tea cannot be replaced by anything.

Here  in Ireland people have tea with milk. I think it takes off a lot of tea's magic. We usually have in the house around 20 different teas, but 3 weeks ago this number dubled. 

While in my holidays these weeks, I was served by one my friend with a very......

Ohhh…. It was really hard time these 6 weeks…

With the plans for holidays ready, I had urgent to move house, because people where I was renting the old one, sold it unexpectedly.

And with few days left before trip I found a new house and moved there just 2 days before leaving Ireland.

After a long journey  in a holiday combined with 2 business trips, I was back in Ireland to find myself in a house full of unpacked boxes and without Internet......

There is a story of identical twins. One was a hope-filled optimist. "Everything is coming up roses!" he would say. The other twin was a sad and hopeless pessimist. He thought that Murphy, as in Murphy's Law, was an optimist. The worried parents of the boys brought them to the local psychologist.

He suggested to the parents a plan to balance the twins' personalities. "On their next birthday, put them in separate rooms to open their gifts. Give the pessimist the best toys......

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel,......

We all know people who have really unrealistic expectations of relationships. So many hopeless romantics believe that love is the solution to life's problems. Many people confuse lust with love, over and over again. There are people who change lovers often, because they thrive on the excitement of the initial stages of love. These are just some of the more exaggerated examples that come to mind. Many of us have our own erroneous expectations about love. These expectations......

• To be a burden to anyone
  
  I'm not sure if it's because I don't have the guts to put anyone in any kind of discomfort or that I am just too stubborn to depend on anyone.
  
  Either way, I don't want to…
  
  
• To lose someone that I love
  
  I know a lot of people share this sentiment but it makes me think sometimes, are we really afraid to lose these people or are we just afraid of the pain we are going to go through?
  
  Either way, I don't want to…
  
  
• To die young
  
  I am too selfish......