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Don't be too romantic
Thu Jun 5, 08 12:24 PM | Category: All


Don't be too romantic
 
U never know what might Hit you.....
 
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Night Lights
Mon Jun 2, 08 02:33 PM | Category: joke
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Iam home
Fri May 2, 08 11:34 AM | Category: All

Iam home

I returned to me home safely thx for all who asked about me 

 

 

 

 

 

thanks_2

 

 

 

 

 

 Mr JArrar

 

 

 

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What is 710......... ..???
Thu May 1, 08 03:14 AM | Category: joke
 What is 710......... ..???
 



This doesn't mean all women are stupid when it comes to cars....But there always are (a lot of) exceptions!!


 Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.

We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked,'What is a seven-hundred- ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine.I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there.'

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !!

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, 'Is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, it's right there.'

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Thank God
Sat Apr 26, 08 01:38 PM | Category: joke


A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....
 
On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
 
"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
 
The voice from the other side responded:
 
"You fool; you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
 
"No" replied the trainee.
 
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"
 
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily. 
"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put the phone down.....
 
 
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Lion Tamer
Fri Apr 25, 08 05:04 PM | Category: joke
Lion Tamer wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer."

The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't know nothing about no lion taming."

"Yes I do!"

"Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions comes at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?"

"Well, then I take that big chair they all carry, and I stick it in his face until he backs down."

"Well, what if the lion takes that big paw, and hooks the chair with them big claws, and throws that chair out of the cage? What do you do then?"

"Well, then I takes that whip they all carry, and I whip him and whip him until he backs down."

"Well, what if that lion bites that whip with his big teeth, and bites it in two? What you gonna do then?"

"Well, then I take that gun they all carry, and I shoot him."

"Well, what if that gun doesn't work? What will you do then?"

"Well, then I pick up some......
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How to Make Windows XP Startup Faster
Tue Apr 15, 08 10:08 PM | Category: computer

Do you get frustrated while you wait around for your slow Windows XP computer to startup? Windows XP will automatically load and startup any program that is in the startup folder whether you intend to use it or not. This article will show you how to speed up the bootup process of your PC by removing the programs that bog it down.

Steps

  1. Save any open work.
  1. Shut down all applications.
  1. Click Start->Run.
  1. In the text box labeled "Open", enter msconfig and click "OK".

This will start the system configuration utility. (Remember: If you disable the necessary applications from the msconfig, the computer may not start properly. Hence, while using msconfig, keep a note of the applications which you want to uncheck to start while computer starts.)

  1. Click on the "Startup" tab. You will see a list of all the startup programs that get loaded automatically when you startup your computer. The more items you have checked to startup, the longer it takes for......
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I am a lonely man
Sun Mar 16, 08 01:20 PM | Category: poem

I am a lonely man

I wonder who can make me smile

I hear voice inside me

I see things around me 

I am a lonely man

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I want to feel the meaning of free

 I pretend to look happy

I feel anger inside me

I touch heart of lion

 I worry about that lion

I cry from inside

 I am a lonely man 

 

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 I understand meaning of life

I say shall I cried

I dream to become a fireman

 I try to smother the fire inside my heart 

 I hope some one come and take my hands

I am a lonely man

 

 

 

Mr jarrar 

 

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