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Sun Apr 6, 08 01:59 PM | Category: All
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last: Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine,
some good food and companionship.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
We also sleep in separate beds.
Hers is in Sydney and mine is in Melbourne.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker
Then she said, "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!".
So I bought her an electric chair.
Remember.... Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. The last fight was......
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Thu Apr 3, 08 02:07 AM | Category: All
>>Read to the bottom. Try it out. I did. I got goose bump
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>> IF YOU'RE A CRITICAL PERSON STILL READ ON AS IT'S ACTUALLY VERY
>> INTERESTING!!
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>> This is actually really freaky!! (mainly the end part, but read it all
>> first)
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>> 1) New York City has 11 letters
>>
>> 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
>>
>> 3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin
>>Towers
>> in 1993) has 11 letters.
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>> 4) George W Bush has 11 letters.
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>> This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:
>>
>> 1) New York is the 11th state.
>>
>> 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number
>>11.
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>> 3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
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>> 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.
>>6+5
>> =......
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Tue Apr 1, 08 01:03 AM | Category: All
I don't know why this guy wrote this, but he's a genius. Every single guy on the face of the earth should read this. If they did, girls would probably get treated a lot better than they do...

This was written by a guy who has had years of experience. and he's pretty damn good, with women..


1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do. (yeah, my brother hates it everytime he sees me running around like that. haha!)

2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mad. (oh yes... believe me, manila is sooo small, everyone seem to know each other.. and people TALK.. i mean, i find out sh*t even BEFORE they 'fess up! haha)

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat. (ohhh super applicable.........
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Mon Mar 31, 08 04:58 AM | Category: All
Pass The Butter ... please!  
           This is very interesting . . . .  .    

Margarine  was  originally
manufactured to fatten  turkeys.  When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put  all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their  heads together to figure out what to do with this product to get  their money back.  It was a white substance with no food appeal  so they added the yellow colouring and sold it to people to use in place of butter. How do you like it?   They have come out  with some clever new flavourings.  

   DO  YOU KNOW............ the difference between margarine and butter? 


Read on to the end...gets very interesting!   

Both  have the same amount of calories. 

Butter  is slightly higher in saturated fats at
8 grams compared to......
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Sun Mar 30, 08 05:32 AM | Category: All
1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady.

During my second month of college, our professor
gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student
and had breezed through the questions until I read
the last one:

"What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?"
Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the
cleaning woman several times. She was tall,
dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name?

I handed in my paper, leaving the last question
blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if
the last question would count toward our quiz grade.

"Absolutely, " said the professor. "In your careers,
you will meet many people. All are significant. They
deserve your attention and care, even if all you do
is smile and say "hello."

I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her
name was Dorothy.


2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain


One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older African......
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Sat Mar 29, 08 04:54 AM | Category: All
STOP COMPARING


We live in a pathologically dissatisfied world. And I'm going to tell
you why. Because we love to compare. Go around the world and discover
that people aren't happy with their bodies.

Filipinos want to be fair-complexioned like Westerners, and so buy
bleaching stuff. Westerners want to own bronzed bodies like ours, and
so purchase tanning lotions.

Those with moles have them removed, while those who don't
strategically implant beauty spots.

Some people want to shed a few pounds to look like Ally McBeal, while
others want to gain some baby fat to look like Drew Barrymore.

When are we ever going to stop and simply be happy with how we look?
We live in a sick world. I tell you. And that sickness is
comparisonitis. Take a look at wealth. When we drive our old Toyota ,
it really suits us fine. We feel blessed in fact when the rain pours
outside and we feel snug and cozy on its faded upholstered seats.

But the moment we see our own officemate (or neighbor,......
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Sat Mar 29, 08 04:39 AM | Category: All
A great note for all to read.


Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.

One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.
His bed was next to the room ' s only window.

The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.

The men talked for hours on end.
They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.


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Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.



The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be b ro adened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.



The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.
Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm......
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Thu Mar 27, 08 05:42 AM | Category: All

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Tue Mar 25, 08 05:29 AM | Category: All

The Wooden Bowl

I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a  week
from now, a month from now, a year from now.

A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in- law, and four-year
old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and
his step faltered. The family ate together at the table.

But the elderly grandfather' s shaky hands and failing sight made eating
difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the
glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth.

The son and daughter-in- law became irritated with the mess. 'We must do
something about father,' said the son. 'I've had enough of his spilled milk,
noisy eating, and food on the floor.'

So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather
ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had
broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl!

When the family glanced in Grandfather'......

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Sat Mar 22, 08 05:25 AM | Category: All

 

Lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is
finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The
wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs

downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob,
the next-door neighbour.  Before she says a word, Bob
says, "I'll give you £800 to drop that towel."  After
thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and
stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob
hands her £800 and leaves.  The woman wraps back up in
the towel and goes back upstairs.  When she gets to
the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It
was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.
"Great!" the husband says, "did he

say anything about
the £800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit
and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in
a position to prevent......

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