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Sat Jan 10, 09 09:55 AM | Category: All
bluesbroOne Hell of a Headache



TSteve had suffered from blinding headaches for many years, since his late teens. He decided to try one last time to remedy his situation, and went to see a headache specialist.

The doctor said, "Good news is I can cure your headaches.
The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very......
Thu Dec 11, 08 11:09 AM | Category: All

wil-e-coyote-f12-3Bob's Funny Retirement Story

Dear Friends

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as they did when they were younger. When men notice this, they should try not to yell. Let me relate how I handle the situation.

When I got laid off......

Wed Dec 3, 08 12:30 PM | Category: All

A. A. A. D. D. - Classic Retirement Syndrome

Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. – Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests itself:

I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the rubbish bin under the table, and notice that the bin is full.......

Mon Nov 24, 08 01:14 PM | Category: All

Divorce Joke

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce.”

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.  She then says, “I don’......

Mon Nov 10, 08 04:58 AM | Category: All
How Long Has it Been?

An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up......

Sat Oct 25, 08 06:01 AM | Category: All
 

My wife just isn't interested

animated-109"Doc, you've gotta help me! My wife just isn't interested in sex anymore. Haven't you got a pill or something I can give her?" "Look, I can't prescribe..." "Doc, we've been friends for years. Have you ever seen me this upset? I am desperate! I can't think; I can't concentrate; my life is going utterly to hell! You've got to help me." The doctor ......
Sun Oct 19, 08 04:20 AM | Category: All
Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote Cartoon

The Road Runner & Wyle Coyote cartoons are a series of Looney Tunes
cartoons created by Chuck Jones for Warner Brothers.


The Roadrunner shorts are very simple in their premise: the Road
Runner, a flightless cartoon bird (loosely based on a real bird,
the Greater Roadrunner), is chased down the highways of the
Southwestern United States by a hungry coyote, named Wile E.
Coyote (a pun on "wily coyote"). Despite numerous clever
attempts, the coyote never catches or kills the Road Runner, and
all of his elaborate schemes end up injuring himself in humorous
instances of highly exaggerated cartoon slapstick......
Fri Oct 17, 08 12:42 PM | Category: All
wil-e-coyote-f12-5Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.......
Wed Sep 24, 08 03:05 AM | Category: All
Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner
Wile E. Coyote (left) and Road Runner (right) in Adventures of the Road-Runner.
First appearance Fast and Furry-ous (September 16, 1949)
Created by Chuck Jones
Voiced by Wile E. Coyote: Mel Blanc (until his death in 1989)
Joe Alaskey (Tiny Toons Adventures)
Dee Bradley Baker (Duck Dodgers)
Maurice LaMarche (current)
The Road Runner: Paul Julian (1949 to 1995)
Dee Bradley Baker (current)
Tue Sep 23, 08 02:26 AM | Category: All

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