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Thu May 8, 08 02:20 AM | Category: All

Something good must have happend when people realised they can be witty , AND anonyomus in a way everyone can hear them.:))

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Wed Apr 30, 08 11:39 AM | Category: All

i KNOW , I KNOW, YOU ALL EXPECT PAVAROTTI.BUT THIS IS SO NEXT LEVEL:))))

 

  
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Sat Apr 19, 08 07:38 AM | Category: All
The term Karma originates from the religious beliefs of Buddhism and Hinduism.

Excellent marijuana strains originated in these parts of the World. Coincidence?

Marijuana Karma is a term we use to describe the karma we carry with us as a casual cannabis user (or a completely harmless wandering stoner) in this lifetime. 

When we catch a buzz, get high, or get stoned , we carry a generally optimistic, happy, rock-n-roll (the attitude, not necessarily the music),  deep thinker, silent arrogance.  Remember, this is what we think... as we wander around.  We are a pleasant people, if we let you speak with us...

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Tue Apr 15, 08 04:55 AM | Category: All

I found one of those  fill the space with your name and generate "wisdom sentences"...Some of these are of a striking deepness lol

 

Shakespearian wisdom:

I come not, friends, to steal away your garbage.

What's in a garbage? That which we call a rose
By any other garbage would smell as sweet.

Presume not that I am the garbage I was.

Once more unto the garbage, dear friends, once more.

Give me my robe, put on my crown; I have
Immortal garbage in me.

O! I am fortune's garbage!

Thus the whirligig of time brings in his garbage.

 

Movie quotes :

Madness? This is Garbage!

I am not a garbage! I am a human being. I am a man.

Love means never having to say you're garbage.

Well, a Garbage's a Garbage, but they call it 'le Garbage'.

They may take away our garbage, but they'll never take our freedom!

I am the author. You are the garbage. I outrank you!

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world garbage didn't exist.

I'm Garbage! I'm Garbage!......

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Thu Apr 10, 08 06:47 AM | Category: All

 Funny inscriptions on gravestones:)

 

Here lies,
All cold and hard,
The last damn dog,
That pooped in my yard!

 

"Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and no place to go!"

"See, I told you I was sick"

I may not be the brightest crayon in the box but I’m sure the most colorful

If you are standing here reading this u just broke my ribs

Man, the worms are big down here

I told you you’re cooking was bad

I'm busy being dead so leave a message I will never... uhh I mean will
shortly get it.

“He who dies with the most toys wins” - A cemetery near Medicine Hat,......

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Fri Apr 4, 08 03:02 AM | Category: All

Well no doubt human mind can go to hell.No doubt we can reduce ourselves to dirt by amplifing emotions.Well FUCK YOU.

 

other people have real problems.

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Thu Apr 3, 08 01:37 AM | Category: All
I'm not sure what they're on, but Im thinking to try that myself..
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Tue Apr 1, 08 03:21 PM | Category: All
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water
each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum,
whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

WATER = Poo

WINE = HEALTH


Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water
and be full of crap.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing it as a public service.
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Sat Mar 29, 08 04:44 AM | Category: All

People who swallow a lot of air fart more than people who don't.

Scientific studies of farts show that women's farts have a higher concentration of odor-causing gases than men's farts, but men's farts have a larger volume. The two factors equalize out (the same number of stench molecules for both), so the odor is about the same.

 People even fart shortly after death.

The butt is the location of the anus in humans, and by definition, a fart is an anal escape of intestinal gas. We should be grateful that we are not crinoids. The crinoid is a marine creature with a U-shaped gut, and its anus is located next to its mouth.

 Beans contain sugars that we humans cannot digest. The most offensive sugars, known as "flatulence factors" to scientists who research farts, are raffinose, stachiose, and verbascose. When these sugars reach our intestines, the bacteria go wild, have a big feast, and make lots of gas!

 Farts burn because they contain methane (sometimes)......

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Sat Mar 29, 08 12:42 AM | Category: All
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