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Tue Apr 15, 08 04:55 AM | Category: All

I found one of those  fill the space with your name and generate "wisdom sentences"...Some of these are of a striking deepness lol

 

Shakespearian wisdom:

I come not, friends, to steal away your garbage.

What's in a garbage? That which we call a rose
By any other garbage would smell as sweet.

Presume not that I am the garbage I was.

Once more unto the garbage, dear friends, once more.

Give me my robe, put on my crown; I have
Immortal garbage in me.

O! I am fortune's garbage!

Thus the whirligig of time brings in his garbage.

 

Movie quotes :

Madness? This is Garbage!

I am not a garbage! I am a human being. I am a man.

Love means never having to say you're garbage.

Well, a Garbage's a Garbage, but they call it 'le Garbage'.

They may take away our garbage, but they'll never take our freedom!

I am the author. You are the garbage. I outrank you!

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world garbage didn't exist.

I'm Garbage! I'm Garbage!......

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Thu Apr 10, 08 06:47 AM | Category: All

 Funny inscriptions on gravestones:)

 

Here lies,
All cold and hard,
The last damn dog,
That pooped in my yard!

 

"Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and no place to go!"

"See, I told you I was sick"

I may not be the brightest crayon in the box but I’m sure the most colorful

If you are standing here reading this u just broke my ribs

Man, the worms are big down here

I told you you’re cooking was bad

I'm busy being dead so leave a message I will never... uhh I mean will
shortly get it.

“He who dies with the most toys wins” - A cemetery near Medicine Hat,......

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Fri Apr 4, 08 03:02 AM | Category: All

Well no doubt human mind can go to hell.No doubt we can reduce ourselves to dirt by amplifing emotions.Well FUCK YOU.

 

other people have real problems.

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Thu Apr 3, 08 01:37 AM | Category: All
I'm not sure what they're on, but Im thinking to try that myself..
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Tue Apr 1, 08 03:21 PM | Category: All
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water
each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum,
whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

WATER = Poo

WINE = HEALTH


Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water
and be full of crap.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing it as a public service.
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Sat Mar 29, 08 04:44 AM | Category: All

People who swallow a lot of air fart more than people who don't.

Scientific studies of farts show that women's farts have a higher concentration of odor-causing gases than men's farts, but men's farts have a larger volume. The two factors equalize out (the same number of stench molecules for both), so the odor is about the same.

 People even fart shortly after death.

The butt is the location of the anus in humans, and by definition, a fart is an anal escape of intestinal gas. We should be grateful that we are not crinoids. The crinoid is a marine creature with a U-shaped gut, and its anus is located next to its mouth.

 Beans contain sugars that we humans cannot digest. The most offensive sugars, known as "flatulence factors" to scientists who research farts, are raffinose, stachiose, and verbascose. When these sugars reach our intestines, the bacteria go wild, have a big feast, and make lots of gas!

 Farts burn because they contain methane (sometimes)......

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Sat Mar 29, 08 12:42 AM | Category: All
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Thu Mar 27, 08 09:57 PM | Category: All
call me sentimental, but i always laugh hysterically at this ..
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Thu Mar 27, 08 05:10 PM | Category: All


 

  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  • There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control
  • Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  • There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
  • Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
  • Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
  • Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
  • Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.......
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    Thu Mar 27, 08 10:47 AM | Category: All

    (I DESPISE THE CONCEPT OF CHOCOLATE even if i adore the taste itself)

    If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

    A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

    If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

    The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
    The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

    Why is there no such organisation as Chocoholics Anonymous?
    Because no one wants to quit.

    Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

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