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sarab-ala7zan
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Thu May 15, 08 07:58 PM | Category: All
 
A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself......
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Thu May 8, 08 07:36 AM | Category: All

ThEy SaId abOut LoVe :

 
* Love is a hard word to say...
If you don't mean it, don't say it.
 
* I wish dreams were wishes and wishes came true, because in my dreams I'm always with you.
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Mon May 5, 08 07:07 PM | Category: All

 First Donkey: - My owner is abusing me too much.


Second Donkey :- Why don't you run away.


First Donkey :- I would have run away by now but future is very very bright here ...
Big Boss !! daughter is very beautiful and whenever he is angry on her he say that ,
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I will marry you with donkey...! '


So I am hopefully living on this only to come true........

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Keeping Hopes may not improve your future, but it will certainly reduce the pain of Today !!!

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Sat Apr 19, 08 06:12 PM | Category: All

hiiiiiiii

how are you all ?

I hope everything good

 

I love photographing and I'm going to buy a new camera to take a pictures and SAVE memories .. ......

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