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RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:

1. WON'T BEAT ME UP
2. WON'T RUN AWAY
3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail...all to no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want?"

"Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no legs, so I can't run away."

The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in bed?"

To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"  ......

Life is full of choices

Make sure you pick the right one

Don't listen to the voices

Hear only yours and u have won

Many people will tell you

You need to change your looks

Don't take to heart their view

Fabulous bods are found only in books

There is only one voice

That you should listen to

It will help make the right choice

That is perfect just for you

Your looks are your own

Someone will always love you

You will never be alone

Look in the mirror and you'll see who

Be careful if you make a woman cry....because god's counts her tears...The woman came out from a man's rib...not from his feet to be walked on...not from his head to be superior,but from the side to be equal.Under the arm to be protected...and next to the heart to be loved.

Japan is well-known for its many volcanoes, and consequently there are a lot of hot springs (onsen) all over Japan. It is very relaxing to take a bath in hot springs, and Japanese people like to spend holidays in hot springs. There are many different kinds of hot springs depending on the amount and kinds of minerals in the water.

Life is too short,grudges are a waste of perfect happiness.Laugh when you can,appologize when u should,and let go of what you can change.Love deeply and forget quickly.Take chances....give everything...and have no regrets.

Love is too short to be unhappy....You have to take the good and the bad....Smile when you're sad,love what u got,and always remember what u had.Always forgive but never forget.Learn from your mistakes but never regret.People change....things go wrong.......but always remember...LIFE GOES ON....

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