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Fri Jul 18, 08 03:31 AM | Category: All

 

 Take a look at these photos...

 

Also,in case you were wondering were this Hotel is,It is not a Hotel but a BIG ASS house

 

It is owned by the family of Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan,the former president of the United Arab Emirates and ruler of Abu-Dhabi

 

 

 WoW 1

WoW 2......

Wed Jul 16, 08 04:49 AM | Category: All

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a handywoman and started canvassing the neighbourhoods.
 
 She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
 
 'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said. 'How much will you charge me?'
 
 The blonde quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
 
 The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.
 
 The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?'
 
 He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
 
 The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes .'
 
 A short time later, the blonde handywoman came to the door to collect her money. 'You finished already?' the husband asked.
 
 'Yes,......

Wed Jul 16, 08 02:36 AM | Category: All

AMAZINGLY ACCURATE
Whatever you do, don't cheat!   



  

CHINESE HOROSCOPE :  
THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON,
WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE
CHINESE NEW YEAR

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS -
DO NOT CHEAT
OR IT WON'T WORK AND
YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.


 NO CHEATING !!!!




 THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.
 
 
 
 
 
 
  

DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.



  

IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

1st.  Get PEN and PAPER
 
2nd.  WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd.  GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!!  Very important for good results.
 
4th.  SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DON`T READ AHEAD
otherwise
YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.



 
 
 
 
 
  

 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS
1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the......

fun
Thu Jul 10, 08 04:16 AM | Category: All

What would you do?

 You are driving your two seater sports car down the road on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?
Think before you continue reading.

I failed......

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This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady because she is injured and will die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble......

Tue Jul 8, 08 10:25 AM | Category: All
Good night around the world

 
HOLLAND: Goeden nagt

 AUSTRALIE: Night Mate


 USA: Goodnite


 DUITSLAND:
Slafin si wal

 SOUTH AFRICA:
 
 Are the doors locked, are the windows closed?
 
 Did you pull in the car and activate the alarm?
 
 Are the Rotweilers on their post?
 
 Sleep tight, don't worry, Eskom will switch off the lights!
 
    
 
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Fri Jul 4, 08 09:21 AM | Category: All
How do these people survive?

ONE

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or
12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

(I'm gona try this.....)

 

TWO

I was checking out at the local Woolworths with just a few items and the lady behind me put
her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the
cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had
scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she
could scan it.
Not finding the bar code she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'
I said......
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Thu Jul 3, 08 05:22 AM | Category: All
 
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
 Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?


Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?


Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?


Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?


Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?


What is the speed of darkness?


Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the......
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