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Monti_84 Recently posted a blog Featuring the Band Panzerchrist and the track Panzergrenadier and asked that we leave a comment about the music and the question of God

The Music as is always the case with Monti is worth a listen to , he keeps coming up with bands I've never heard of some better than others. You should visit his site

As for God, more people have been killed in the name of religion than any war begun over conflicting polotics or mans greed for anothers land also as for him being a prankster I think that was Loki but i'll need to ask S_V Svetlana as I'm not sure about that

Three thoughts If there is only one god as many religions believe then man is at fault as the conflicts arise when man tries to impose his idea of what should be on others.

Two we are already in Hell, you start to die from the first breath you take, no matter how successful you come to be, how material things you amass. Money, prestige,......

 For old times sake

The husband leans over and asks his wife,
"Do you remember the first time
 we had sex together over fifty years ago?

We went behind this very tavern
 where you leaned against the back fence
 and I made love to you."
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll
 around there again and we can do
 it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Charlie, you old devil,
  that sounds like a crazy,
  but good idea!"

There's a police officer sitting in
 the next booth listening to all this,
 and having a chuckle to himself.
He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers
 having sex against a fence.

I'll just keep an eye on them so
 there's no trouble." So he follows them.

They walk haltingly along,
leaning on each other for support
 aided by walking......

Seeing some of you liked the call centre post here's something a bit different for you

Ed Zachary Syndrome

A woman was  very distraught at the fact that she had never had a date or even  experienced sex. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her,  so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex  therapist.


She went to see him.  On entering the examination  room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.  The woman did as  she was told.   'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside  of room.' Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said  'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.'  So she did. Dr.Chang  shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad.  You haf Ed  Zachary Syndrome. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or  dates.'   Worried, the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God doctor, what  is Ed Zachary Syndrome?'......

Jim Fogg (Foggy) will probably be known to anyone who had more than a passing interest in motorcycles in the Eighties and could be seen at various rallies.  It's not that he excelled himself in any branch of the sport. it's the fact that he will be remembered for the biker fiction he wrote

The Swinging Sixties found him at Liverpool University working towards a degree in Medievil History and Archaeology riding a Triumph and having the ambition to own a Harley Davidson Cafe racer

He had written for many years historical pieces,poetry,translations of latin verse and a book on Silverdale and of course his biker fiction

He listed his hobbies as archaeology, Zen Buddhism, upsetting authority in all shapes and forms, biking and drinking anything anyone else would buy him and described himself as  "a classic example of what psychologists call a creative psychopath with the usual schizophrenic overtones

From the inception......

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. 

The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3 year old girl
to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver
the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and
after a little while, Connor was born. 

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.

Connor began to cry. 
  
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide eyed 3year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
 
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place... smack his arse again!"

If you don't laugh at this one there is no hope for you......

Now that You Tube must hand over details of every clip ever posted on that site. Google was ordered to surrender the data as part of a £500 million copyright battle with media giant Viacom( the battle is taking place in the U.S. but the ruling is expected to apply to You Tube users worldwide).

The U.S.judge has also ruled Google must reveal all videos that have been removed from the site for any reason

While here in the U.K Virgin Media have announced that anyone found downloading from Pirate Bay with Bit Comet will have their internet connection cut off

This is definately the thin of the wedge (comments please)

Have you ever noticed that the more you drink it becomes increasingly difficult to say certain words?

For instance after a few drinks words like admirably, succinctly and personality become more difficult to say

A few more drinks and it's juxtaposition, elementary,atheism, regrettably and most words ending in able

A few more drinks and your drunk then even if someone put a gun to your head you find it impoosible to say any of the following

No thanks mate I've had enough to drink

I'm going home to bed now before I make a fool of myself

And the phrase that will get you into more trouble than either of the above

No sorry but your just not my type, we'd only regret it in the morning