BEST JOKES
When an efficient secretary asked her boss for a raise in her salary, he
turned her down, saying: ?' Your salary is already higher than that of the
secretary at the next desk. And she has five children.? '
?' Excuse me,? the efficient woman replied, ?I thought we got paid for what we
produce here? not for what we produce at home in our own time.? '
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Asmall farm boy was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came
charging towards him. As horrified workers nearby watched, the boy calmly continued his milking.
To everyone?s astonishment, the bull stopped a few inches from the boy, turned around and walked away .
?Weren?t you afraid?? one of the workers
asked the boy.
?Not at all,? the boy replied , ?I knew this cow was his mother-in-law.?
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Apatient complains to a famous psychologist: ?Professor,......
