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All desirable things in the life are either illegal, baned, expensive, fattening or married to someone else.

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Tue Mar 3, 09 02:34 PM | Category: Fully Faltoo

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid, too.
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe tuo fo 100 anc.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

 

 

Sun Mar 1, 09 12:08 PM | Category: Fully Faltoo

It is to convey to all my blog viewers that the views expressed in my blog are

not necessarily the ones wrote or scripted by me in original, instead some of these are the ones close to my heart & are a part of collection that i own from years. I feel this is the way how i perceive the world.

 

aeioumit

Fri Feb 27, 09 01:08 PM | Category: All

Love Marriage: Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to  movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.

Arranged Marriage: Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions  can be added or deleted.

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Love Marriage: It is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements rises with time thus it is a  dynamic system and difficult to  maintain.

Arranged Marriage: Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model is possible.

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Love Marriage: Family system hangs because  hardware (called parents) is not responding.

Arranged Marriage: Compatible with hardware Parents).

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Love Marriage: You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation......

Tue Feb 24, 09 01:45 PM | Category: Humor

Element: WOMEN 

Symbol: WO+

Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 Kg;      isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.

Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.

 

 PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. Boils at room temperature

2. Freezes without any known reason.

3. Melts if given special treatment.

4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.

5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.


CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones
and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.

3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.


COMMON USES

1. Highly ornamental, good samples can increase your social value.

2. Can be great aid to administration.


TESTS

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.

2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.

 

POTENTIAL......

Sat Feb 21, 09 07:28 AM | Category: All

Winners have dreams;

Losers have schemes.

 

Winners see the grains;

Losers see the pain.

 

Winners see the potential;

Losers see the past.

 

Winners make it happen;

Losers let it happen.

 

Winners see possibilities;

Losers see problems.

 

Winners make commitments;

Losers makes promises.

 

Winners are a part of the team;

Losers are apart from the team.

 

Winner always has a program;

Loser always has an excuse.

 

Winner says "Let me do it for you";

Loser says, "That is not my job".

 

Winner say, "I must do something";

Loser say, "Something must be done.

 

Winner is always a part of the answer;

Loser is always a part of the problem.

 

Winner sees an answer for every problem;

Loser sees a problem for every answer.

 

Winners believe in win/win;

Loser believes for them to win, someone has to lose.

 

Winner says, "It......

Fri Feb 20, 09 03:11 PM | Category: education
Chanakya
-(Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

"Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead"

"Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest"

"Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth"

"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first"

"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it"

"God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul is your temple"

"Whore s don't live in company of poor men, citizens never support a weak company and birds don't build nests on a tree that doesn't......
Fri Feb 20, 09 02:43 PM | Category: All
Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.
Fri Feb 20, 09 02:31 PM | Category: All

People who do lots of work........ makes lots of mistakes,

 

people who do less work........ makes less mistakes,

 

people who do not work ........ makes no mistake,

 

people who make no mistakes.... get promoted.

 

 

Thu Feb 19, 09 01:25 PM | Category: All

 

Easiest way to die:

1. Have a cigar daily - you will die 10 years early.

2. Have drinks daily - you will die 30 years early.

3. But love someone truly - you will die daily!

Sun Feb 15, 09 08:51 AM | Category: research

Here are some important links related to holography

http://hmt.com/holography/index.html

 

This link will help to understand basic holography

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holography

and also see references ...

This is a periodically updated archive of the Holography Forum
You may also download a zipped version of this archive here

http://www.dragonseye.com/holography/net54holoarchive/205174.htm

 1. very good site 4 learnears
http://www.holography.ru/holoflash.htm

2. Holography for amateurs and hobbyists.
http://members.aol.com/gakall/holopg.html

3. Illustrated history of the invention and development of holographic imaging.
http://www.holophile.com/history.htm

4. Learn about the field of holography and how to make your own hologram. Includes a set of links to other sites related to holography. http://www.holoworld.com/

5. A technique for drawing 'holograms' directly upon a plastic plate by hand.
http://home.earthlink.net/~drestinblack/hologram.htm......