Frenchman, a German, an Irishman and an Englishman
A Frenchman, a German, an Irishman and an Englishman are talking together after some rigorous exercise.
'I'm so tired and thirsty,' moaned the Frenchman, 'I think I must have a glass of wine.'
'I'm so tired and thirsty,' responded the German, 'I think I must have a beer.'
'I'm so tired and thirsty,' murmured the Irishman, 'I think I must have a Guinness.'
'I'm so tired and thirsty,' muttered the Englishman, 'I think I must have diabetes.'
A similar joke appeared in Simon Hoggart's column, in The Guardian. Guy and Will do not generally publish jokes which perpetuate stereo-typical humour; in this particular case the amusement has won through.