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If you get in my way, I'll kill you!
- ideal project manager

If you get in my way, you'll kill me!
- somewhat less than ideal project manager

If I get in my way, I'll kill you!
- somewhat misguided project manager

If I get in your way, I'll kill you!
- A tough project manager (eats glass, live cats, etc.)

If get kill in will way I you.
- dyslexic, functionally illiterate project
manager

I am the way! Kill me if you can!
- messianic project manager

Get away, I'll kill us all!
- suicidal project manager

If you kill me, I'll get in your way.
- thoughtful but ineffective project manager

If I kill you, I'll get in your way.
- project manager who has trouble dealing with the obvious

If a you getta ina my way, I gonna breaka you arm.
- project manager from New York

I am quite confident that there is nothing in the way, so
no one will get killed.
- project manager who is about to get in big trouble

If you kill me, so what? If you get in......

On the way home she saw the same parrot, and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked off now.

The next day the same parrot again said to her, "WOW lady, you are still really ugly." The lady was so ticked off that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird if the manager didn't take care of this problem.
The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.

When the lady walked past the store that day after work, the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She stopped and said, "Yes?"

The bird paused, then whispered, "You know."

From HMOS..........

On the way home she saw the same parrot, and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked off now.

The next day the same parrot again said to her, "WOW lady, you are still really ugly." The lady was so ticked off that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird if the manager didn't take care of this problem.
The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.

When the lady walked past the store that day after work, the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She stopped and said, "Yes?"

The bird paused, then whispered, "You know."

From HMOS..........

Boy: I am not rich like HMOS, I don't even have a big car like HMOS. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about HMOS..
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I AM NOW A

   Corporal;

In Future may be i m MArshall

Shakespear Said:

"I Always feel Happy,

You Know Why???

Because I Don't Expect Anything From Anyone...

EXPECTAIONS HURT......"

From Hmos87

Behind Every Successful Student,
There is one Girl Friend...

BUt What About a Failed Student?????????

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