a.. But everybody looks funny naked!
b.. You woke me up for that?
c.. Did I mention the video camera?
d.. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!
e.. Can you please pass me the remote control?
f.. Do you accept Visa?
g.. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
h.. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
i.. Do you get any premium movie channels?
j.. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
k.. But I just brushed my teeth...
l.. Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
m.. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
n.. Did I remember to take my pill?
o.. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..
p.. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
q.. You're almost as good as my ex!
r.. Now I know why he/she dumped you...
s.. What are you planning to make for breakfast?
t.. I have a confession...
u.. You can cook, too right?
v.. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.
w.. Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed.
A
voyaging ship was wrecked during a storm at sea and only two of the men
on it were able to swim to a small, desert like island. The two
survivors, not knowing what else to do, agree that they had no other
recourse but to pray to God.
However, to find out whose prayer
was more powerful, they agreed to divide the territory between them and
stay on opposite sides of the island.
The first thing they
prayed for was food. The next morning, the first man saw a
fruit-bearing tree on his side of the island, and he was able to eat
its fruit. The other man's parcel of land remained barren.
After
a week, the first man was lonely and he decided to pray for a wife. The
next day, another ship was wrecked , and the only survivor was a woman
who swam to his side of the island. On the other side of the island,
there was nothing.
Soon the first man prayed for a house,
clothes, more food. The next day, like magic, all of these were given
to him. However, the second man still had nothing.
Finally, the......
