First Best:
How amazing!! -
A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 years, but a girl makes him "FOOL" in 2 mins.
Second Best:
Arguing with boss is like wrestling......
1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say
"don't understand". But if you understand......
The 1st Affair:
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
......
An important politician was seen moving around with a film actress for
a couple of months, with whom he finally decided to plunge into
matrimony.
But being cautious, he hired a private detective for the......
No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU….
They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS
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Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? "
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Class teacher once said :
" pick up......
When U Were Only 5 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U....
U Asked Me: "What Is It?"
When U Were 15 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Blushed.. U Look Down And Smile..
......
You are the only one in this world that
couldbring a smile to my face.
Never did I believe that we would be here
together, and so deeply in love.
You are my heart, my world, my everything.
I don't know......
Once upon a time a couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.
They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in
their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered......
Hi
An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his
45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their
window.
The Father asked his Son, 'What is this?'
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