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So My friend Edwin told me this story at work the other day and this is wat he told me: 

Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast 
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!",
and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone
" Happy Birthday." 

I thought...

Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids...
They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, 
I felt pretty low
and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
"Good Morning Boss,
and by the way
Happy Birthday ! "
It felt a little better 
that at least someone had remembered. 

I worked until one o'clock ,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your......

just wanted... no, had to tell you how much you mean to me. I don't know what I would do without a great friend like you. You are the number one best buddy I have ever had. Without you my pathetic life would not be worth living. I would climb the highest mountain, swim the deepest sea, walk across the hottest desert just to tell you how incredibly special your friendship is to me.

A BUS STOPS AND TWO MEN GET ON.

THEY SIT DOWN AND ENGAGE IN AN

ANIMATED CONVERSATION. THE LADY

SITTING NEXT TO THEM IGNORES THEM AT

FIRST, BUT HER ATTENTION IS

GALVANIZED WHEN SHE HEARS THEM SAY

THE FOLLOWING:

'EMMA COME FIRST.

DEN I COME.

DEN TWO ASSES COME TOGETHER.

I COME ONCE-A-MORE!

TWO ASSES, THEY COME TOGETHER AGAIN.

I COME AGAIN AND PEE TWICE.

DEN I COME ONE LASTA TIME."

THE LADY CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE

'YOU FOUL-MOUTHED SEX OBSESSED

PIG,' SHE RETORED IDIGNANTLY. 

 'IN THIS COUNTRY WE DON'T SPEAK

ALOUD IN PUBLIC PLACES ABOUT OUR

SEX LIVES.' 

'

 HEY, COOLA DOWN LADY,' SAID THE

MAN 'WHO TALKIN' ABOUTA SEX? I'M

JUST TELLIN' MY FRIEND HOW TO SPELL

'MISSISSIPPI'.'

 *.*BET YA 5......

YOU HAVE JUST GOT AN APPLICATIONTO GO TO A SPECIAL DREAM COLLEGE AND YOU SHOW YOUR MOM AND DAD.WHEN YOU SHOW THEM THEY TAKE ONE LOOK AT IT AND GIVE IT TO YOU AND SAY "WOW THAT'S GREAT, NOW HEATHER WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR PARTY?" YOU LOOK IN SHOCK WITH YOUR MOUTH WIDE OPEN AS THEY WALK RIGHT PASS YOU. THE NEXT DAY YOU SEE YOUR SISTER RUNNING AWAY FROM HER EX  AND HE LOOKS MAD COMING AFTER HER AND YOU STEP UP AND YOU TELL HIM TO "LEAVE HER ALONE, SHE DOESNT WANT YOU ANYMORE!" AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT YOU GOT A BLACK EYE YOUR SISTER THANKS YOU AND LEAVES YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET AND GOES WITH HER FRIENDS. AS YOU LEAVE WITH A SAD FACE AND GO HOME TO PUT AN ICEPACK ON YOUR FACE YOU WALK BY YOUR MOM AND DAD'S ROOM AND THEY SEE YOU WITH A BLACK EYE AND SAY "SO HOW'S YOUR DAY." AND YOU JUST KEEP WALKING IGNORING THEM THEN YOUR DAD SAYS "WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO HER." AND HER MOM SAYS YOU KNOW MY OFFICE PAPERS HAVE BEEN EVERYWHERE LATELY AND SOME......

THINK OF IT.......

YOU WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND YOU HEAR YOUR MOM AND DAD FIGHTING AND AS YOU LOOK THEY'RE BOTH GETTING HIT BY EACH OTHER. WHAT DO YOU DO?

YOU WALK DOWN THE STREET AND AS YOU WERE ABOUT TO TURN TO GO INTO AN ALLEY YOU SEE TWO GUYS BEATING UP A ANOTHER GUY AND HE NEEDS HELP. WHAT DO YOU DO?

YOU NEED HELP WITH YOUR HOMEWORK AND YOU GO TO ASK YOUR DAD FOR HELP AND HE SAYS "NOT RIGHT NOW I'M BUSY" AND HE CONTINUES TO TALK WITH HIS FRIEND ON THE PHONE. WHAT DO YOU DO?

YOU SEE YOUR TEACHER HITTING ON YOUR FRIEND AND LATER HARRASSES HER AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO GET OUT OF IT AND ASKS YOU FOR HELP. WHAT DO YOU DO?

ONE DAY YOUR MOTHER COMES UP TO YOU AS SHE SEES YOU WALKING WITH YOUR FRIENDS COMING TO YOUR HOUSE AND SHE SAYS "GET OUT OF MY LIFE!" WHAT DO YOU DO?

YOUR FRIEND STARTS LITTLE RUMORS ABOUT YOU FOR LAUGHS AND LATER TAKES THEM DEEPER AND DEEPER AND EVERYONE......

BORDNESS: A PART OF LIFE

WHEN NOTHING HAPPENS 

 FREEDOM: A PART OF LIFE                      

WHEN YOU FEEL THE REACH 2 DO            

ANYTHING                                                

LONELY: A PART OF LIFE 

WHEN NOBODY IS THERE TO STAY WITH 

YOU                                                         

FURIOUS: A PART OF LIFE

WHEN YOUR NOT REALLY HAPPY              

 LOVE: A PART OF LIFE             &......