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THIS ONE`S GOOD
Wed Feb 4, 09 04:21 PM | Category: All

After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"

Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"

Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.

If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "

Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"

Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.

Later on the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years......
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BABY BROTHER
Wed Feb 4, 09 04:18 PM | Category: All
A little girl was asked what she wanted most for her birthday and she
declared: "A baby brother."

"Daddy and I would like you to give me a baby brother," the mom said,
"but there isn't time before your birthday."

The little girl with a simple smile replied "Why don't you do like they
do down at the factory when they want something in a hurry? Put more men
on the job.
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IT INDUSTRY--A DAY IN
Wed Feb 4, 09 04:15 PM | Category: All
7:00 Wake up. Decide to do some really path-breaking work today.
9:00 Reach office. Sign in. Switch on terminal.
9:05 Check mail.
9:15 Start replying to accumulated mail." I really hate being popular."
9:40 Send mail to occupant of next to next cubicle. " Taking in the new movie tonight ?"

9:45 Log into CyberSpace / M-Net / whatever.
9:50 Start searching. There must be some girls logged in.
10:05 Ask a girl for a date.
10:10 Refusal!! Heartbroken.

10:20 Recover equilibrium. Search for coffee. Anybody going to cafeteria?
10:50 Back at desk. Decide to really start working now.
11:00 Realize that the required manual is in the library. Will have to withdraw it.
11:15 The spare library card was here somewhere. Where is it ?
11:30 Give up on library card search as a bad job. Of course I can do
the stuff without the manuals.
12:45 Something written. Should get compiled.
12:46 How can 40 lines of code give 283 lines of error ? Must be some typographical mistake. Will check......
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LITTLE ANGEL`S TEA
Wed Feb 4, 09 04:13 PM | Category: All
One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe two and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given me a little tea set as a get-well gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of tea, which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home. My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was "just the cutest thing." My mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for daddy, and she watches him drink it.

Then my mom talks to my dad, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"

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NEW YEAR ASPIRATIONS !
Wed Dec 31, 08 11:59 AM | Category: All

WE  ALL KNOW, THAT WITH A NEW YEAR THERE R ALWAYS SOME ASPIRATIONS,

EXCITEMENT AND PREDICTIONS ASSOCIATED. FOR SOME, IT MAY MEAN  , FINDING BETTER JOBS, FOR SOME FINDING A GOOD COLLEGE, OR FINDING THE TRUE LOVE, AND FOR SOME JUST A HOPE OF FINDING PEACE WITH THEMSELVES.

NEW YEAR ALWAYS BRINGS HOPE AND EXCITEMENT FOR A BETTER TOMMOROW.

NO MATTER WHAT THE DOINGS AND UN-DOINGS OF THE PAST.

WITH THIS NOTE I WISH U ALL MY FRIENDS AND THEIR FAMILIES A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR 2009........

MAY THIS YEAR TAKE ALL OUR NEGATIVES AND WITH THE HELP OF GOD`S LIGHT TURN THEM INTO MIRACLES OF TOMMOROW....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED , I DONT ASPIRE FOR ANYTHING SPECIAL. JUST HOPE TO DO BETTER IN STUDIES AND SPORTS, BE A BETTER PERSON , AND REMOVE MY FEAR FOR PRETTY LADIES.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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SPEAKING MY HEART OUT......
Mon Dec 29, 08 02:20 PM | Category: All

initially i decided to write this blog, just to let go off my frustration at some of the recent failures in my life.
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    but first to give one the background of the situation,here in india,the educational envoirment is extremely competitive,especially in the premier institutes like the 1 i hav landed myself in.to give
u a picture, every year there are more than 20 reported cases of students trying to give up their lives owing to the intense pressure, put on sometimes by the expectations of the parents, fear of the society or
overestimating their individual limits.but though its true that none of the reasons or pressures can justify the xtreme steps taken by them, i dont really blame them for complaining because there are not too many oppurtunities elsewhere.
   COMING BACK TO ME, I FOUND MYSELF IN A SIMILAR SITUATION AS INSPITE OF MUCH OF THE EFFORT I COULD PUT IN, I WAS AWARDED 2 F GRADES THIS SEMESTER AND SOME OF THE RESULTS ARE STILL NOT OUT.
ALTHOUGH......

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TIME FOR ME !
Sat Dec 27, 08 10:18 PM | Category: All

IT HAS BEEN LONG TIME ON THIS BLOG. BUT I FORGOT TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.MY NAME IS ASHISH (21) AND M AN  ENGINEERING(B.TECH STUDENT) HAILING FROM -JAMMU AND KASHMIR(INDIA )....PRESENTLY IN NIT CALICUT(KERELA)INDIA..

 LEAVING THE CRAP STUFF... I WAS HERE ON BITCOMET MAINLY BECAUSE I LOVE  DOWNLOADING..OR RATHER M AN DOWNLOADING ADDICT EVEN WHEN I DONT WANT SOME STUFF. WAIT A MINUTE M ACTUALLY NOT THAT MEAN ..I UPLOAD MORE THAM I DOWNLOAD..INFACT M SHARING ABT 100GB ON THE ARCHIEVE...

  I HOPE TO SPEND MORE TIME ON THE BLOGGING PART BUT I MUST SAY I AM A LITTLE BORED WITH THIS BLOG.. HOPING FOR THE BEST, I WILL KEEP UPDATING IN FUTURE...

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NO MORE THAN A JOKE
Sat Dec 27, 08 10:05 PM | Category: All
The top marketing director of Nescafe manages to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican.

Nescafe official, 'Your Eminence, I have some business to discuss. We at Nescafe have an offer for you. Nescafe is prepared to donate $100 million to the church if you change the Lord's Prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily coffee'."

The Pope looks outraged and thunders, "That is impossible. The Prayer is the word of the Lord, It must not be changed."

"Well," says the Nescafe man somewhat chastened, "We anticipated your reluctance. For this reason, and the importance of the Lord's prayer to all Catholics, we will increase our offer to $300 million. All we require is that you change the Lord's Prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily coffee'."

Again, even more sternly, the Pope replies, "That, my son, is impossible. For the prayer is the word of the Lord and it must not be......
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WHAT A WAY TO DEAL WITH RECCESSION ?
Thu Nov 27, 08 04:06 AM | Category: All

STEPS TAKEN BY HRD  (HUMAN RESOURSE DEVELOPMEANT)   MINISTRY TO DEAL WITH RECCESSION---

 

Dear STAFF,
Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm during these difficult financial times.

1)  TRANSPORTATION:
It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary.

a)  If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.
b)  If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise.
c)  If you drive a Pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

2)  ANNUAL LEAVE :
Each employee will receive 104 Annual Leave days a year ( Wow! said 1 employee).
- They are called SATURDAYs AND SUNDAYs.

3)   LUNCH BREAK:
a)  Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they......

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WHY US IS IN CRISIS ?
Sun Nov 2, 08 10:13 PM | Category: All

An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

An American Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.'

 

 

 

 

 

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