Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
Do you think I can live for another fourty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another fourty years?
When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.
Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others
Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom
