Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, there is nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
