who is the highest ranking member here??
Member with Rank 1, whats his score and post??
do we have any marshall??
I know here we are supposed to help others but i need help..
in my profile there is a field called points and the numbers are in red color, what are they??
i noticed they are increasing Day by Day... can you tell me what they are..
2) while posting how to add images to the posts,
PS:- i have my images uploaded to photobucket, so how to link them??
thank you in Advance
Open all the images externally and manually. and if anyone knows how to set images so they will be displayed manually then please tell me..
How to wash a toilet
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4.
The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
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A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then,
this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink
from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying.
The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy
you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No,
it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep,
and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave
the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said
that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave
it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver
just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my
wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And
just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up
and drink my poison."......
http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/206deathwish2984729.jpg
open the above picture and see it yourself
A man is crossing a road one day when a frog
calls out to him: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful
princess." So he bends over, picks up the frog and puts it in his
pocket. The frog speaks up again, saying, "If you kiss me and turn me
back into a princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you
are." The man takes the frog out, smiles at it and returns it to his
pocket. The frog goes on, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
princess, I will be your loving companion for a whole week." Once
again, the man takes the frog out, smiles at it and puts it back. The
frog then cries out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess,
I will stay with you for a year and do anything you want." Again, the
man takes the frog out, smiles at it before returning it to his pocket.
Finally the frog asks, "What's wrong? I've told you I'm a beautiful
princess and offered to do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
"I'm a computer......
A child draws a pic about her mom which was their homework....to see the pic, open the link below
http://i429.photobucket.com/albums/qq16/joshie6969/cid_000901c9816a82f3ebf06501a8c0sns.jpg
(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I
work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week
before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we
had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several
people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me
dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow
shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith
See this picture below.......
http://www.avolites.org.uk/jokes/images/growup.jpg
Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site.
Paddy says to Murphy "I fancy a day off; I'm gonna pretend I'm mad"
With that he climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down and shouts "I'm a big lightbulb" while Murphy watches in amazement.
Foreman sees this and shouts "Paddy get down, pack your tools, you're mad, go home"
He does so and leaves the site.
Murphy starts packing up too.
"Where are you going?" asks the Foreman.
"Well" says Murphy, "I can't work in the dark now can I?!!"
