DaSkadoosh's BLOG

Hey, hey, hey... Did ya miss me??? Wow... allot has happened since we last chatted... I of course am still single and eh... got use to my little routine. I have settled on MySpace..."If you want to know more about me you can find me there." Doing well at my job and just livin man... So straight to the extreams. Between getting promoted at work and "fisting" a giant river cat fish. Of course I had many moments of clarity and before I really get into it, please allow me to inform you ahead of time this may be a lengthly blogg. so sit back relax take a sip of your henessey on the rocks and enjoy this little naration...

 

Life an't easy... I grew up in Seattle, I didn't have the best of childhoods, but who has other that Paris Hilton... and even she had to make a sex tape to really get known. Through out my childhood for some reason I was always known as the most determined... Is that somthing truly good to be know for?? I wanted to be known for my skills......

"Goodmorning" Kanye West, well thank god we made it another day. Things are tough all over in this world we are livin in. I mean the day the president can have not one but two shoes thrown at him and instead of hearing about the secret service being "restructured" if you know what I mean...We only hear about the "hits" seen on Utube. While under cover the morgage economy falls even further with hope for those only that some how have been surviving this catastrophee in the first place, and no hope for those left behind... But I'm just sayin. I look at my little problems and have to really put things in focus...So get your plate ready here is some food for thougt. While picking up the last sack my pot supplier had and talking to him briefly as this is not a Pineapple Express sequel. He told me his job recently closed and he was looking for a new job. I thought to myself "look at these times...5 days before Christmas" So I began......

Hey, Hey, Hey I know, I know I've been missing in action and your probably wondering whats new with Skadoosh... Man Man MAN the stories I can tell. Well let me start by saying I am single and ready to mingle. That's right ladies I'm on the prowl oooooooowwwwwwww... Ok, I got it out now down to the do. Again I will share some philisophy some gossip and your ussual comic relief. So sit back relax open your mind and enter blutopia. So, I'm a big man right. I work hard. I take care of my girl and get into your ussual male antics. Well after years of being "that guy"  when faced with that question "what do YOU want" after putting everything you are into another person. You know what  I relized? I have failed to listen to my own teachings... I am sticking my hand out so you can slap it.........

Just when you thought it was over...It is I Skadoosh once again blessing the internet with wisdom, jokes and your normal everyday commentary. So how's your Monday??? Me I busted my hump at work for somebody that only knows my name because of the email signature. Getting paid half what I'm worth, and whistling through my day because let's be real with this economy no one is safe, and God knows you don't want your boss to think "Maybe he's not happy here anymore. That's when Merry Christmas becomes "I promise I'll make it up on your birthday." Which brings us to our topic of the day... Am I the only one that is noticing this year an’t really a holly jolly Christmas??? It’s like the government is scrooge and we’re all Tiny Tim just trying to get a drum stick… Well I’m going to say something that I bet allot of other people want to say or are thinking… Ya you, reading this right now saying “well it an’t that bad” I AM TIRED......

Get up, Get out and do something!!! Jell-O, ladies and gents, it is I the great Skadoosh coming to you live...well somewhat after last night, but that is another story all together. Just know I did returned all the chickens and smashed the camera before the papers got a hold of it. N-e-wayz while in one of my thoughtful moments last night somewhere between running terrified while drinking my last beer...and Talking one of my homies away from scaring a chicken into laying an egg... "Ya, I know, but the chicken is fine and he is going to get therapy..." I realized sometimes its better just to stay home... I mean face it what are the bonuses in going out other than sex... I'm not abstinent but I can go longer than a night without having sex...True I would jerk off... a few times but needless to say I would still be better off, rather than getting all dressed to go out and spend a quarter of my check on drinks that aren't getting me buzzed but the ones I'm stealing are, getting crapped......

Welcome to the wonderful world of Blutopia where the chief... King.... HNIC.. Ya I like that one HNIC will guide you through trials, tribulations, jublee, and enebreation.. Did I spell that right??? N-E-wayz, My name is Skadoosh and with a name like that, I tell you what, I got a pretty open mind about any and everything. I will be here daily sharing food for thought, gossip, and the occasional penial slapping... so when you feel how do I say... at ease with yourself or maybe your ex threw your turtle down the stairs and your looking for a little pay back, or maybe you just need a ear to get some stuff out.. I will be here to not only listen, but brighten your day. So by the all great powers of the mighty Skadoosh may your best memories be your worse futures... Shadoosh be gone....