MSN:
cornholio_toa@hotmail.com
Character:
Outgoing, Dual Personality, Ambitious, Mature, Tough-minded
Hobbies:
Music, Movies, Watching TV, Games, Sports, Surfing the Internet, Sleeping, Shopping, Working, Travel, Making Friends, Chatting
Prefer:
Shoot-outs, Sci-Fi, Dracula, Erotic, Adventure, Comedy, Western, Action, Crime, Thriller, Mystery, Sport, TV Series, Animation
About Me:
I'm 26, I have no girlfriend. I'm nice to women, but all women hate me. Everything on TV sucks. I can't go anywhere or do anything without seeing some asshole wearing those tight pants, like he's hauling around a load of shit in his pants. Everyone is buying those ugly-ass yellow glasses because they think they'll be cool once they have them.
I can't go one day without hearing about sex. I work full time and I have no time for fun. When I get free time to do anything, there's nothing to do. I live in Sabah: It blows. Sabah is closed on Sundays, and everything is illegal here.
My work place sucks. There is always some horny old man telling some stupid jokes to sexually harass the office clerks. It’s not funny and it made me impotent for weeks every time I hear those stupid jokes. I can't sleep because my room is too damn hot. My back hurts.
Cartoons on TV aren't as cool anymore. Thundercats, Transformers (not this new Beast Wars bullshit), He-Man, and Teen Age Mutant Ninja Turtles have been replaced by politically correct Power Rangers, child molesting purple dinosaurs, Tiny Toons, and a whole slew of Disney atrocities.
My old high school sucked. I hated everyone there (90%). I hated school more than anything. The biggest waste of time and money is studying in school. While I sat home and loathed everyone, they went to school for study. They had fun laughing, reading, flirting and staying horny. Everyone is so concerned about their image; they all worried about impressing the opposite sex. Nobody gave a shit about anything else. They were all assholes. I hated my teachers (most of them were assholes), I hated my principal, I hated the administration. I hated the jocks. I hated the trendy people. I hated the stoners, hippies, and nerds.
Come to think of it, I hate everyone. Especially you. Everyone else hates you too. The only person I don't hate is.. oh wait, I hate everybody. Why is everyone an asshole? I can't stand people who dance obnoxiously to their shitty music while they drive. Who do they think they are? Dancing like they own the whole world. PEOPLE ARE WATCHING. I'm watching. Stop driving like a fool, pull your head out of your ass, and turn off your shitty music. I hate it when people have their music cranked up. They do it just to annoy me. JUST TO ANNOY ME. DAMN THEM.
Why are politicians so full of shit? Why can't there be a congressman (congressman, yes man, tough shit to all you feminists) that just speaks his mind without the meaningless bullshit and ass kissing? Why can't they just say whatever it is they want to say, without trying to sound scholarly about it, and get to the point? Why do teachers and lecturers make you have a minimum limit of pages for reports? I had a history class few years ago, and the lecturer forced us to have at least 6 pages for every report we had to turn in. Well what if I don't have 6 pages worth to say? It forces people to write meaningless bullshit to fill in the spaces, whic
