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Size: Large, Medium, Small Mon Sep 21, 09 06:53 AM | Category: All
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It is good to laugh once in a while--------------

One morning at a doctor's clinic a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"


The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That's how I strained my back"

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible.. What the hell happened to you?"


He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late.. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu......?"


"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"

 

Shyn...


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tealdolphin (dolphin) Mon Sep 21, 09 08:01 AM

i love it =) ty


monti_84 Mon Sep 21, 09 12:12 PM

...well, that′s just bad luck...

"To define is to limit" Oscar Wilde
golf21986 (Bleky) Wed Sep 23, 09 10:35 AM

great joke, thanks for sharing

It's better to be a little bit crazy than little bit smart
sv_iv (Svetlana) Mon Sep 28, 09 06:43 AM

Hmmmm... so many coincidences....

I like it.

If you want to change the world, start by changing yourself
maschine9999 (Chris) Mon Sep 28, 09 03:57 PM

nice joke

Come in and find out
avatar123456 Tue Sep 29, 09 09:08 AM

that`s very good man thiks somtihk other or get it from somewhere


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