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Size: Large, Medium, Small Wed Oct 22, 08 01:54 PM | Category: Jokes
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

 

Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic. I mimic my shadow.

 

 

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