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Kuttappan's dad bought a robot
Size: Large, Medium, Small Sat Jun 28, 08 04:33 AM | Category: joke
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One day Kuttappan's dad bought a robot.

The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face.

Kuttappan returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?".


Kuttappan answered, "Dad we had extra classes today".


Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up and

slapped

Kuttappan on his face.


His dad told him "Mone (son), This robot is special in that he can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied now come on tell me the truth, Why are you late?"


"Dad I went for a movie", " Which movie?" "The Ten Commandments" ,

Splatt

Kuttappan got a tight slap on the face from the robot.



"No dad honest I went for the movie Sex Queen."

Dad :"Shame on you son when I was your age I never used to do such shameful things."

Splatt

, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot.


Hearing all this, Kuttappans mother comes walking out of the kitchen saying,

"After all he is your son.......", to which the robot steps up and gives a resounding slap on Kuttappan's mother's face.

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monti_84 Sat Jun 28, 08 04:51 PM

hahaha...she′s screwd

"To define is to limit" Oscar Wilde
pronaholtz Sun Jun 29, 08 02:19 PM

very funny . i like i voted.

We can feel that we cannot see .
sv_iv (Svetlana) Sun Jun 29, 08 03:13 PM

she better kept silent...

If you want to change the world, start by changing yourself
bijay (biju) Mon Jun 30, 08 12:08 AM

very funy joke i like it[img][/img]

bijay
ms_fairy Mon Jun 30, 08 11:34 AM

funny ...hehe... all of them are liers

In dreams and love there are no impossibilities
ShadowFury20912 Mon Jun 30, 08 10:22 PM

Man that guy's mother smack da hell out of his face lol


Benzema (RookieEsthydra) Wed Jul 2, 08 01:37 PM

Haha nice one.

You have only 1 life so don^t waste it.
Ecee (Sojourner) Fri Jul 4, 08 05:24 PM

haha.. :D

(^^.) voted

Life is a cabaret...
Drunk_Rhino72 Sat Jul 12, 08 05:45 PM

this joke sucked balls and titties


gyf421 (xiaoci) Mon Jul 14, 08 12:13 AM

voted~~

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