My words, My choices, My life...

The art of body modification..

So like, i've always wanted to get a piercing right, evr since i saw the music video for Crawling by Linkin Park, where Chester Bennington has the ring aroung the middle of his lip. And ever since i was in school i'd always say to myself "I'm gonna pierce my lip, I'm ganna pierce my lip". I'd heard about people becoming addicted to piercings, even saw those freaky pics where people have hundreds of piercings on their faces... And i kept telling myself i'd never end up like that.

So anyway, one day one of my friends and I decided to go out for a drive, next thing i know I'm sitting in a tattoo parlour with a needle in my lip.

I went out with no intent to do anything of this sort... And i ended up going home with a 2cm spike sticking out of my lip.. ......

A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an
attractive woman he spotted dining alone. The waiter took the Merlot to the
woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman seated over there,' indicating
the sender.

She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the
man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was
lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the
gentleman.

The note read:
 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage,
 a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants.'


After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his
own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and
instructed him to return this to the woman.

It read:
'For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a
Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty
million dollars in my bank account... But, not even for a woman......