For old times sake
The husband leans over and asks his wife,
"Do you remember the first time
we had sex together over fifty years ago?
We went behind this very tavern
where you leaned against the back fence
and I made love to you."
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll
around there again and we can do
it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil,
that sounds like a crazy,
but good idea!"
There's a police officer sitting in
the next booth listening to all this,
and having a chuckle to himself.
He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers
having sex against a fence.
I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's no trouble." So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along,
leaning on each other for support
aided by walking......
