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The Success Of Marriage~..
Size: Large, Medium, Small Sat Apr 5, 08 04:25 AM | Category: Jokes
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Here another joke story that I got from my friend..Owh, I love jokes~...laughter is the best medicine, rite?..hahahahhaha~...enjoy~..

 

THE SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE


Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage
anniversary.

They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in
their period of 25 years.

Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the
secret of their well known "happy going marriage".


Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this
possible? "


Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:

"We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage.

Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on
different horses.

My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding
seemed to be a crazy one.


On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple
over.

Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and
said "This is your first time".

She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while,
it happened again.

This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and
continued.

When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the
revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!


I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor
animal. Are you  crazy?" ..


She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."

Husband:"That's it. We are happy ever after. "
 

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Sara1970 (Sara) Sat Apr 5, 08 06:11 AM

G'day mate ...I keep blanks in my revolver but Joe doesn't know.HEEEE....

Tahnk you for the laugh...I neede that.

Take care

Always keep a dream in your heart!
sv_iv Sat Apr 5, 08 06:33 AM

it is good one

If you want to change the world, start by changing yourself
monti_84 Sat Apr 5, 08 09:59 AM

Control freak i see...funny...

"To define is to limit" Oscar Wilde
Ichisanno (Michi) Sat Apr 5, 08 11:27 AM

i see.

Wish I Had An Angel
muddshuvel Fri Apr 11, 08 12:17 AM

good stuff man

life is short,...play naked!

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