U people should not do like this kid do~..
respect ur parent~..and, 
enjoy~...LOL~..
Train Delay
A few days
after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train
stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the
hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who
are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language
in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for
TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to
use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his
train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All
passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of
your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your
trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She
hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you
to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking
on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us
today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL~!!...
