Watching the DOW going down by extreme points everyday, bring some unsettling mist upon the air. Being 22, my perspective of economics is having the funds to buy clothing, records, and vices. So I've made my own 'Survivors' list, in case another depression is at hand.
1) Buy tons of ramen noodles at Costco
2) Learn to cut your own hair
3) Buy candles, in case PSE&G shut the electric off
4) Get yourself a shotgun, everyone's got one
5) Go to Delaware, and buy cartons of cigarettes
6) Lose alot of weight, so your stomach shrinks, and you ration on the ramen
7) Find yourself a lover; someone to spend these tough times with
8) Move back with your parents, and leech off their savings
9) Stock up on lube, and graphic magazines for a bedtime treat
10) Ask your therapist to give you pills to make those voices go away
11) Start your own business as a cat walker.
12) Drink alot of alcohol
13) Don't be afraid of eating possum stew
