HAPPY COUPLE
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Tue Sep 16, 08 10:50 PM
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Once upon a time a couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.
They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in
their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the
occasion to find out the secret.
Editor: "Sir. It's unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had our honeymoon
after marriage. we selected the horse riding, we both started the ride
on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my
wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.
On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple
over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's
back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse
and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This
time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and
continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out
the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead!!
I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?".
She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!".
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