AN ODE TO SKU11FUCK!!!!!
READ OFTEN, I WILL UPDATE
Chapter#1 Stepping in to the WORLD of SKU11FUCK
It was the winter of 75 ,that his soon to be Father/2nd Cousin/Brother,was Rapping his Mother...
9 Months later he was born,In to ONE FUCKED up Family.
He lived with his mother and her boyfriend,for the first 5 years of his life his mother did coke,boyfriend beat the living shit out of his mother and him....
This is what I don't understand,They say you only remember back to the age of 3 (So I'm told).But Sku11Fuck states that "this is the earliest bad memory I can remember when he was living with my Mother and her Piece of Shit Boyfriend,I remember that it was close to bath time.My mother had sniffed a line and then left the apartment,Buddy was bagging coke.I know I was young because I was not yet walking that great,and I had knocked over a bag of coke.Well Buddy lost it and started screaming and yelling at me,he then grabed me said it was bath time.While getting my bath ready he started to wash my hair under the tap while the tube filled up,when he went to rinse my hair off he turned off the cold water and said"that will teach you to fuck with my coke you little bastard",and then my mother came home and caught him doing that to me.I spent 2 weeks in the Hospital with bad burns to my head.Sku11Fuck then qouted "I even asked my mother when I was 14 ,at my great grand fathers funeral(Last time I ever seen her again).She said it was true and it happened when I was about 3 1/2".
And can you believe it when Sku11Fuck was 5,instead of getting away from that loser she gave him up for Adoption (His mother thought it would be best to give him up for a adoption to his great Aunt&Uncle. Things where awsome for Sku11Fuck,life was as good as it could get for him.
The first year of school was good,But as fare as I can remember about Sku11Fuck's life it starts to really go down hill from there.
Chapter#2 The so called parents of Sku11Fuck
To save you the bullshit tears his aunt beat the shit out of him all the time too,and his uncle was a mubbling Idiot that couldn't stand up to his wife if his life depended on it, My aunt was so fucked in the Head.Sku11Fuck would be told to clean his room(no big deal RIGHT). Wrong if there was a piece of clothing that was folded,but it was folded inside out?Man she would wipe the Shit out of Sku11Fuck with a coat hanger,and then she would dump out all of the clothes in the hole dresser,He was then told to redo it. Here is a funny Fucked up thing that happened to Sku11Fuck just before he moved out to live in a tent on the front lawn.Sku11Fuck was sitting in the basement carving a piece of wood with his jack knife, getting wood chips all over the carpet.Sku11Fuck's Aunt came down stairs and seen the mess, she lost it started freacking out. She ran up stairs grab the belt she beats him with alot, runs down stairs and proceeds to beat Sku11Fuck with the belt.Sku11Fuck has had enough and grabs the belt out of her hand, As he is about to hit her with th belt Sku11Fuck relized that he needed a belt for the pants he was wearing. He put the belt on and his Aunt went crazy started screaming & yelling that Sku11Fuck had hit her, of course Sku11Fuck's Uncle came down stairs and socked Sku11Fuck rite in the face. Sku11Fuck fell back, but he caught himself. With all his power he swung and hit his Uncle rite in the jaw,Sku11Fuck Knocked his Uncle Clean Out.....P.S. He still wears that belt till this day!!!
This is the most fucked up thing I've ever heard, When Sku11Fuck was 7 years old his so called parents sent him to a Classic HeadFuck(Shrink).
The HeadFuck thought it would be best to put Sku11Fuck on ritalin(A Drug that's suppose to calm you down so you can pay attention in class), Well it didn't. Instead Sku11Fuck was doped out of it half the time, and could not pay attention if he wanted to. It was the summer of '92 or '93(I can't remember, but he was 6teen), But Sku11Fuck was at Army Cadet camp in Gage Town N.B.. It was there that Sku11Fuck decided to stop take the drug, that had been forced upon him by his So Called Parents. This is what happened Sku11Fuck was standing in the hot sun of mid summers day, it was a drill. They had to stand out in the sun for 2 hours, and Sku11Fuck had passed out from the mix of sun and ritalin. Yes Sku11Fuck may still need to be medicated, But he leads a so called normal life with out it.
But here is the real shity thing about all this. Sku11Fuck's growth had been STUNTED due to taking ritalin at such a young age. One Doctor says that 7 is not to young to start taking ritalin, yet another Doctor says that 7 is
to young to being taking ritalin( go figure)...
(Sku11Fuck was in the 1691 Artillery Army Cadets at the Baragreen Armeries in the south end of Saint John N.B. He was in the cadets for 5 years...)
Chapter#3 The Teenage years(666 the # of the beast)
Sku11Fuck moved out when he was fourteen years old lived in a tent on his so called parents lawn for three weeks,Until the goverment stepped in and put him in a foster home... He stayed in a foster home until he was 16,when he was sent to jail for Breaking in to his so called parents House during the three weeks he lived on there lawn. Sku11Fuck went from grouphome to Foster Home three times, becouse he got kicked out of every grouphome he went to. See Sku11Fuck DOES NOT like AUTHORITY at all.This Fuck Face did more drugs then someone raised in the 70's,Getting high was the only way for him to escape reality.
Chapter#5 The Happy Ever After Ending
Sku11Fuck is now 31 married with son it's been 13 years since the bullshit in his life. His son is 4 and his son is a GENIUS!!!!! His wife is Awsome.Sku11Fuck is his own Boss now(He's a Sub Contractor, He contracts himself out to big cleaning companys),And is doing very well for himself.
Chapter#6 The Next Stage
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LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT !!!
So ,even though Your life can be a big ball of shit.It doesn't mean that your hole life will be a big ball of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Signed "MindFuckMaster420"
A.K.A The Wife
