It was about 3 weeks ago, My family and I where haven a great day. We decided to go to a playground in my town called dreamland, Now you have to know that we almost didn't go. See my son was acting bad in the morning, So I told him if he was good we would be able to goto the playground after super. He managed to be good for the rest of the day so off we went to the playground after supper.
The thing is I had just quit smoking 2 weeks before this changing day. So now not being a smoker anymore I had this new found energy so I decided to have a good game of hide and seek with my son, because this playground is massive. What started off as hide and seek with my son and I, became a game of chase the old man around by my son and his new found 8 friends.
So after doing exactly what your not supposed to do at a play ground, for a while, I was starting to get tired, but the kids wouldn't let up. I ran by my wife and she said 5 more minutes, then not even two minutes later life changed for awhile. I jumped from a 4 feet off the ground tunnel to a bouncy black bridge, where one of my chasers jumped to at the same time, giving me a hard surface to land on. My leg slipped out of my foot, dislocating my left foot from my leg. 
This is of course after the trip to the hospital in an ambulance, after having to be moved around in front of a whole playground of kids, and not swear. Then this is when the drugs started to be given to me. I didn't think they were working, so I harassed the nurse and doctor for more. FINALLY they gave me the good Shit, they actually kicked my wife out because doc said the drug was kinda like a truth serum and people say things they shouldn't when on it. So they reset my foot and my wife returned now she has told me the rest of the evening. I guess I was telling the same nurse that I was yelling at earlier that she was the Shit and had the best drugs.. I then continued to tell her about how I was a super hero Weed Man who flew around with a BIG BAG of Weed and gave to those who needed a joint. Also for some reason I mentioned that I had no Penis and they chopped it off when I was 12, I am assuming this may of had to do with that they asked my about previous surgerys and I was circumsized at 12. I guess everyone had a laugh.
So now I have been put in a non walking cast for 5 weeks I have 3 more to go, then hopefully will go to a walking one then some physiotherapy. Then hopefully back to work. So basically I will be back up and running for the cold winter of Canada, after missing the whole summer while my family is at the pool!
So Peace and Love From ...Sku11Fuck!!!
