There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man
and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway
for a hundred years, when
one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with
a single gesture, brings the
two to life.
The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so
patient through a hundred
blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been
given life for thirty minutes
to do what you've wished to do the most.'
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go
running behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and
giggling ensues. After
fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and
laughing.
The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes
left, would you care to
do itagain?'
He asks her 'Shall we?'
She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's
change positions. This
time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you s**t on its
head.'
