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Size: Large, Medium, Small Fri Apr 4, 08 02:45 PM | Category: FUNNY
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Dear Sir,

I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number 3 of the accident reporting form, I put "trying to do the job alone" as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully, and I trust that the following details will be sufficient:

I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six story building. When I completed my work, I discovered that I had about 500 pounds of brick left over. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which, fortunately, was attached to the side of the building at the sixth floor.

Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the brick into it. Then I went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tight to insure a slow descent of the 500 pounds of bricks. You will note, in block number 11 of the accident reporting form, that I weigh 135 pounds.

Due to my surprise of being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rather rapid rate up the side of the building.

In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming down. This explains the fractured skull and broken collarbone. Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley. Fortunately, by this time, I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope in spite of my pain.

At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground, and the bottom broke out of the barrel. Devoid of the weight of the bricks, the barrel now weighed approximately fifty pounds.

I refer you again to my weight in the accident reporting form, block number 11.
As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounted for the two fractured ankles and the lacerations on my legs and lower body.

The encounter with the barrel slowed me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell onto the pile of bricks, and fortunately, only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, that as I lay there on the bricks in pain, unable to stand, and watching the empty barrel six stories above me...I again lost my presence of mind...and let go of the rope!


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monti_84 Fri Apr 4, 08 08:05 PM

wow...incredible accident...

"To define is to limit" Oscar Wilde
stevo212 Sat Apr 5, 08 05:08 AM

Yes it was incredible,hard to imagine the guy surviving

Thanx 4 the read and the vote

"If u dont ask,u dont get"Stevo212.
Sara1970 (Sara) Sat Apr 5, 08 01:34 AM

G'day ...what an unlucky fellow

Always keep a dream in your heart!
stevo212 Sat Apr 5, 08 05:10 AM

Hi Sara,very much so unlucky.Hard to imagine sum1 surviving something as bad as thatThanx 4 the read,enjoy your day

"If u dont ask,u dont get"Stevo212.
Ichisanno (Michi) Sat Apr 5, 08 11:15 AM

mmmm

Wish I Had An Angel
stevo212 Sat Apr 5, 08 03:35 PM

Thanks again for the read and vote Michi

"If u dont ask,u dont get"Stevo212.
christara Sat Apr 5, 08 09:00 PM

how he managed to get up and write in the book surpasses any kind of human strenght imaginable....what a bloke....

take care mate,e

laters byeeeeeeeeeee

its just mad being mad-its just crazy being crazy-but its great just being me
stevo212 Sun Apr 6, 08 05:06 AM

Thats funny u shud say that,i was thinkin the exact same thingstill a good read tho eh?

thanks again 4 the read and the vote m8

"If u dont ask,u dont get"Stevo212.

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