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Speaking Blonde's language
Size: Large, Medium, Small Wed Jul 22, 09 08:17 AM | Category: Jokes
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A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, 'I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.'

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY, AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE W ILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, 'I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.'

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, 'YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE.'

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, 'OH, I'M SORRY.' AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY..

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

'I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO '.
 


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ROCKBLOOM Wed Jul 22, 09 01:53 PM

hahaha i should have married a blonde :D

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MaeLin (Mae Lin) Thu Jul 23, 09 05:13 AM
ziggyjedininja (ziggy jedi ninja) Thu Jul 23, 09 05:27 AM

one of the better blonde jokes i have heard in a long time


monti_84 Thu Jul 23, 09 11:16 AM

hahahaha...go figure...very funny...

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kittycat_616 (kittycat) Sat Jul 25, 09 02:57 AM

It's funny but sure it will offend some intelligent blonde/s out there.

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Caladier Sun Jul 26, 09 12:29 PM

Jajajajaja, very nice, a kiss and my vote.

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vacri (Vacri) Tue Jul 28, 09 07:34 AM

Very nice.. I voted...

En un perpetuo deja vu....
tkal22 Sat Aug 8, 09 09:00 PM

ha

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johnr974 (SyndriX) Sun Aug 9, 09 02:21 AM

one of the better blonde jokes i have heard in a long time, i should have married a blonde

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one of the better blonde jokes i have heard in a long time, i should have married a blonde

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