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A WEEK JOKE
Size: Large, Medium, Small Thu Apr 17, 08 04:15 AM | Category: Jokes
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One day a little girl is outside with her father. She claps her hands together and said "Daddy, I killed a butterfly."

 

 


Her father replied "Don't do that, butterflies are our friends. No butter for a week."

 

 


A little while later the girl was playing and she clapped her hands and said "Daddy, daddy, I killed a honeybee!"


Her father said, "Don't do that, honeybees are our friends. No honey for a week."

 



Later on that day the girl and her father were in the kitchen. The girl's mother joined them. The mother stamped her foot and said, "I killed a cockroach."

 

 


The little girl said to her father, "Should I tell her or do you want to?"

 

 

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kraculy Thu Apr 17, 08 09:07 AM

Smart girl. :)

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dave195809 (south african dave) Thu Apr 17, 08 09:21 AM

hee hee voted

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monti_84 Thu Apr 17, 08 10:43 AM

hehe...twisted little girl...very funny...got my vote...

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christara Fri Apr 18, 08 03:25 PM

hee hee...poor mum i say...never mind the cockroach...

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Ichisanno (Michi) Sat Apr 19, 08 06:51 AM

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