Types of Boyfriends

• Mr Family Man – A perfect marriage material, this type of guy is always ready to help you with household chores, cuddle you and pamper you. He is well behaved and just a sweetie darling. Though, he is not so popular with guys who consider him a soft-boiled egg. Even you may feel that he is a little too compassionate and lacks willpower.
• Mr Grumpy – This guy has a lot to complain about everything and anything in the world and everybody is either stupid or evil for him. He rarely ventures out of the house and is a predictable jerk. It is very difficult to fare with such a person for long.
• Mr Creampuff – Always ready to say sorry, this guy is just too soft. He is cute and has an innocent look on the face and trembles and jumps entertainingly when he is startled by any loud noise including slamming of doors and a sudden increase in volume of the TV. He is eager to surrender and gets spooked very easily.
• Mr Bigfoot – Big, strong and dumb, this type of boyfriend is quite handy when it comes to rearranging furniture or change your home to haul heavy stuff in a jiffy. He is easily fooled too but you have to bear with his heavy sweating and be careful, lest he breaks you in half while hugging you.
• Mr Parasite – A couch potato and probably a drug addict, you can easily get hands on him. However, he thinks he has a right to use and abuse everything you own and will hardly be able to fulfill your dreams. Get rid of him quickly or he will sponge off a big chunk of your money very quickly.
• Mr Sneaky – This type of guy loves to sneak on you and may even hire private detective to keep an eye on everything you do. He may use hidden cameras and may even go to the lengths of desiring to known each and every word. You can never be sure that whether he is having time of his life or is really having pangs of guilt.
• Mr Dreamer – Probably a struggling artist or a philosopher or simply a buffoon, this type of guy has no idea of what his career and growth prospects are and how he is going to achieve his goals. Yet, he always dreams of being rich and famous someday. He is good at telling interesting tall tales but may turn Mr Grumpy after sometime.
• Mr Right – A perfect man of everyone’s dreams and answer to everyone’s prayer, this man is rich, handsome, has perfect manners, owns almost every luxury in the world and loves you like God. However, he has long been hunted to extinction.

Types of Girlfriends

• Ms Always Sick – Quite predictable and miserable always, this type of girlfriend is a constant whiner and always seems to be pale and ill. The biggest threat with this type of girlfriend is that her attitude can be contagious and you may also feel as sick as her.
• Ms Know It All – This type of girlfriend is very demanding and commanding. She doest not request you to do a thing but orders you to stand straight, change the tie or the job amongst many other things. She is quite bossy and is certainly more like Mom than a girlfriend. Though, she is often right but hey, she is not good for your male ego.
• Ms Nice Guy – This is either one of the boys or a precious girl that enjoys everything you love. She is the perfect doormat kinds that most of us covet for. She readily agrees to anything you say, is mostly cheerful, kind and ready to forgive. The only fear is that she may realize the truth one day and become wiser.
• Ms No Confidence – This type of girl can’t decide about anything in life and frets a lot. She needs you to decide everything for her including her hair color, home, career and goals. Though, it is very easy to soothe her, she gets perturbed easily too.
• Ms Screechy – This girl yells and shouts at the top of her voice. She can compete with sailors in swearing. Though she pays attention to you very minutely but it does not take much to get her throwing frying pans and paper weights at you. She is a She Devil straight from Hell and you are advised to run away from her as soon as possible.
• Ms Wild – This girl is too fast but you may love her as a good pastime for a spell. She is always ready to share drinks with you and is quite uninhibited. She is fun but so unpredictable that you can never know that when she will drive off the cliff when you are sitting inside her car.
• Ms. Dream Girl – This girl just adores you and considers you God. She is just perfect, gorgeous, sexy and a perfect knockout. She has a good sense of humor, is intelligent and uninhibited. But then she is just a dream.