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Married too long
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Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over Lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that Night to surprise their men.. All three would wear a black leather bra and Thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

A few days later they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night Long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I Was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we made love for Hours.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the Night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black Stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door, looked At me and said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?


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rehmanobaid (Obaid) Mon Sep 1, 08 07:32 PM

awesome, voted :D


schmotkica411 Sun Oct 12, 08 04:29 PM

cruel


wamphyri Wed May 27, 09 04:21 PM

o yea thime to move on.


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