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Before and After Marriage
Size: Large, Medium, Small Mon Sep 1, 08 07:33 PM | Category: Jokes
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Before Marriage - - -



Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course! Over and over!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get!

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!




After marriage - - -

Simply read from bottom to top

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jaguarxjk (Darkness) Tue Sep 2, 08 05:39 AM

lol very funny


sanjay120 (sanjay) Tue Sep 2, 08 01:15 PM

well interesting one ....


sanjay120 (sanjay) Tue Sep 2, 08 01:16 PM

voted


monti_84 Tue Sep 2, 08 04:26 PM

hehehe...brilliant stuff...really original...

"To define is to limit" Oscar Wilde
Zendex Wed Sep 3, 08 04:34 AM

LOL ... I almost wet myself on this one... brilliant!


mcdaktari Wed Sep 3, 08 11:17 AM

cool joke or is it not a joke but the thrut


christara Wed Sep 3, 08 02:04 PM

hee hee nice one like it..

all the best wish,s to you

take care

laters byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

its just mad being mad-its just crazy being crazy-but its great just being me
tez773 Fri Sep 5, 08 06:29 AM

LOL thats great


jieshen Sat Sep 6, 08 09:33 PM

so NICE~

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koceto_cska Sun Sep 7, 08 08:32 AM

I voted, It's a good one!

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