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Cool Break-up Letter
Size: Large, Medium, Small Wed Sep 3, 08 08:35 PM | Category: Jokes
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A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girl friend back home. It read as follows:

 

Dear Ricky,

 

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

 

Love, Becky

 

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.

 

 

In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:

 

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.

Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

 

Take Care,

Ricky

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monti_84 Wed Sep 3, 08 08:39 PM

...that′s good thinking...revenge...bittersweet revenge...

"To define is to limit" Oscar Wilde
mcdaktari Thu Sep 4, 08 08:44 AM

cool where the hell you get al thoose jokes. voted


mrbsz (BIG Z) Fri Sep 5, 08 12:52 AM

HAHAHAHA thats a damn good one ...Thank's alot for that one

Have a nice day!
wamphyri Wed May 27, 09 04:59 PM

yes a dish best served cold



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