Stupid ! look it up & tell me if [Lisa] is there.lol
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Stupid ! just look it up & tell me if my mate's name is there ?
I absof*ckinglutely cant believe how paggered me mate is, she's got herself in with this right f*cking dipsh*t of a bloke, she's going on and f*cking on about how f*cking brilliant he is and all this b*llocks, then she tells me how he was nearly killed and he's a f*cking war hero, so i'm asking her where he's been and she says he's been fighting for the salvation army but he's been pensioned out cause someone tried to shoot his f*cking leg off, "dont talk f*cking sh*te" i'm shouting, "he was" she's saying, "i've seen the scars, they look like a map", "he's got varicose veins you f*cking idiot" i'm shouting, well i'm f*cking p*ssing meself at this point and she aint f*cking happy, "what the f*ck else has he told you?" i'm saying, "well his lazy eye is from the gun poking him in the face and he's got warts on his nose cause he was allergic to the uniform", i've proper f*cking p*ssed meself by now and she's starting to f*cking realise he's a lying c*nt, thats when she finishes me off, "so do you reckon he's full of sh*t about his nob only being bent cause the shrapnel shot up his pipe?", f*cking hell, i cant type no more, i've gotta change me boxers!! lol.
[Well please feel free to comment n thanks far your time! Later's (Gary)]
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