THORGAZ feel free to look round n use da links lol,

! F*uking bobble hats,n old women !

do i look the type to wear a f*cking bobble hat?. me neighbours been in with a bag of old f*cking crud, sorting out she calls it, palming off your old sh*t i call it. she's f*cking sitting there bringing all this old tat out one by one, expecting me to be p*ssing meself with exitement. you've seen nowt f*cking like it, long johns, socks, braces and her f*cking old underware,(as if i would ware bitch's underware)(is she trying to tell me something) then she gets it out, the f*cking bobble hat!!. "that better f*cking not be for me" i said, "i made it for you especially, cause i know you like black" she says, now fair enough i know she's senile, but i've told her straight, if she ever darkens me door with a hat like that again, i'm gonna tell her family she's hoovering the grass and get her f*cking sectioned!!.