Who thr fuck called it a Bloody Blackburry?
f*cking hell man, me brains frying like f*ck!!, some clever c*nts give me a blackberry and its driving me b*stard mad!!, it wont do nowt i f*cking tell it so its had a smacked a*se and a couple of drop kicks down me garden, i've rang me mate to sort it out, but she's p*ss useless, her best suggestion was to ask it nicely and stop screaming at it, f*cking cabbage!, if it does'nt do what i'm f*cking telling it soon, its going down me f*cking bog and i'm gonna sh*t on it!! ANYWAY................on a happier note, me mates mate had the all clear from the clap clinic, she'll be on the f*cking prowl the night so watch yaself!!
