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there i was one day in a full size fucking teletubby suit, the bairns done up as nelly the elephant, moaning like fuck cause his trunks keep dragging on the ground. off we fucking trot to the party of one of the posh kids from school. they can`t just sling the kids in the garden with a box of pringles to fight over, oh no, they`ve gotta have a fucking fancy dress extravaganza at a posh hotel and naturally the parents have to dress up as well so they can take the fucking piss!. well the bus was fucking fun i can tell you cause i had the fucking head on did`nt i?, old twats giving me the eye, making comments about the size of me in a teddy suit, "i`m not a teddy actually", i shouted "i`m tinky winky, so fuck off miserable twat". anyway, we get there after what seems like a fucking week, we burst in the doors thinking we`re the bees knees and what do we see?, we`ve only gatecrashed a fucking wake have`nt we?. the bairns shouting "wheres the balloons?", well i did`nt know where to put me fucking twatin face, i did the only thing i could; i took my head off as a mark of respect and run like fucking cunt!!!!.