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Size: Large, Medium, Small Tue Mar 4, 08 01:42 AM | Category: funny
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Dispatcher : 911.What is the nature of you emergency?

Man : My wife is pregnant and her contractions are just two minutes apart

Dispatcher : Is this her first child?

Man : Uhh..? No you idiot! This is her husband! 


Link: http://blog.bitcomet.com/yellowcorn/post_18590/ ©
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Ichisanno (Michi) Tue Mar 4, 08 02:54 AM

Pretty funny.

Wish I Had An Angel
monti_84 Tue Mar 4, 08 09:42 AM

Funny!

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